Understatement of the Year Nominee

Weighing in as front runner, we have Ivory Coast coach Vahid Halihodzic declaring his side as “average.” Yeah, and if you believe that, I’ll give you some great odds on the Bafana Bafana winning the World Cup.

On an unrelated note, now might be a good time to disclose my eternal envy that Yaya Touré was not born Nigerian. The man is a wonder. That is all.